Humor & Satire - Chris Turner

Slackjaw

Dad Achieves Legendary Status After Successfully Doing Daughter's Hair Without YouTube Tutorial

Originally published in Frazzled.

SlackJaw

Everyone Needs to Calm Down About the Demon in the Office

Originally published in Jane Austen's Wastebasket.

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I Asked My Smart Fridge to Write My Wedding Vows and Now We're Registered at Williams Sonoma

Originally published in Little Old Lady Comedy.

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URGENT: Please Stop Making Out With Office Equipment

Originally published in Slackjaw.

Points in Case

Course Catalog for the University of Passive Aggression

Originally published in Points in Case.

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I Ranked Every Grocery Store Checkout Line by How Much It Judges My Life Choices

Originally published in Robot Butt.

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Local Karen Promoted to Regional Position Following Successful Anti-Taco Campaign

Originally published in Little Old Lady Comedy.

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A Letter To Homeowners From The Smoke Alarm That Only Goes Off When You're Cooking

Originally published in Slackjaw.